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A Pennsylvania man was caught with a turtle concealed in his pants when a Transportation Security Administration body scanner triggered an alarm near his groin on Friday, March 7 at Newark Liberty ...

Florida wildlife officials are asking boaters to use extra caution around marine life. Doctors working on an injured sea turtle in Juno Beach had to try three different CT scan machines before they ...

Every day, passengers are caught at U.S. airport security checkpoints attempting to smuggle illegal drugs, weapons and various forms of contraband. But a recent incident drew special attention from ...